Land Of Homosexual OTPs

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

gayleaf:

*Likes your post because i secretly want to have sex with you*

montparnah:

the worst part about going back to school is the sudden and constant presence of heterosexuals

Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

Only white press members allowed to move freely

Only white press members allowed to move freely

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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earthlycreations:

Lightning Storm Over Tampa, Florida by James Cundiff

pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that